Day 0 of my Master Cleanse. http://themastercleanse.org/
Not doing it for weight loss, but because my diet sucks. Flush the crap out literally.
Start weight 145lbs.
Who's that waddlin' down the street
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Can't have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I gotta decrease my derriere
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings
And oh yah, don't forget to Super-Size that
Grapefruit Diet - Weird Al Yankovic
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Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!
Chocolate Salty Balls - Chef (South Park).
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Her love has no strings, shackles or chains
But I'm holding on for dear life
She's like a rolling seven
Everytime I roll the dice
She's got a big Oldsmobile
She's got a dog that don't bite
She's got a heart I can steal
Just like a thief in the night
She's got a slow burning fire
She keeps her radio low
When she gets inspired
We let the good times roll
Everytime I Roll the Dice - Delbert Mcclinton
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You may drive around in your town
Ina brand new shiny car
Your face in the wind your haircut's in
And your friends think you're bizarre
you may find a cushy job and I hope that you go far
But if you really want to taste some cool success
You better learn to play guitar
CHORUS:
Play guitar--play guitar (3X)
You got your eye on the cheerleader queen
you're walkin' her home from school
You know that she's only seventeen
She's gonna make you a fool
You know you can't touch this stuff
Without money or a brand new car
Let me give you some good advice young man
You better learn to play guitar
CHORUS
All women around the world want a phony rock star
Who plays guitar
You can pump your iron and shine your shoes
And wear your hair just right
You go down out on cruisin' street
'Cause you want to score tonight
Ra da ra da ra da
And you really want to show your scars
Forget all about that macho shit
And learn how to play guitar
Play Guitar - John Mellencamp
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Things get hectic quick
From the satellite dish to your joy stick
It's the night of the living cable box
Wires coming up from around the block
Remote control to change the station
But that won't change your situation
Have you seen what I mean
I'm the little gnome that's in your dreams
So I say this rhyme built by design
To take you beyond space and time
Said who is the man making diamonds out of coal
The man pushing buttons on remote control
Remote I want Control
Remote I want Control
Remote Control - Beastie Boys
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Who said I can't wear my
Converse with my dress
Well, baby, that's just me [ah]
Who says I can't be single
And have to go out and mingle
Baby, that's not me
La la land - Demi Lovato
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Lock up your children.
Lock up your pets as well. (Your pets as well.)
It's time to panic, because something terrible is mad as Hell.
So read the papers,
and read the magazines. (The magazines.)
Something's approaching,
oh no,
oh no.
And no one knows exactly what it means,
but the killer machines are coming.
Don't let your guard down, and watch your back.
It's time to panic panic panic in the city city city under fire fire fire.
This is how I act...
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
They have malfunctioned.
They went insane
Here they come with buzzsaws and rattling chains.
No way to stop them.
Nowhere to run.
Robotic destruction has now begun.
I hear the beeping.
I hear the people scream. (The people scream.)
I think we're finished.
(oh my God)
How I wish that this were just a dream...
It's like a nightmare.
Have they forgotten Johnny 5? (Johnny 5)
"No disassemble." (No no no no no)
I have a feeling that we won't survive.
We'll be eaten alive by robots.
I see them rolling down the railroad track.
It's time to panic panic panic in the city city city under fire fire fire.
This is how I act.
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
Robot Robot Robot Robot
SURRENDER OR DIE
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all....
when robots attack - lemon demon
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I could navigate the ocean in a homemade boat
and fly across the desert on a ten pound note.
I could do most anything if everywhere I go
I could take your love with me.
I could tame the wildest animals with just one stare.
I'd even take my chances with a polar bear.
I could be in mortal danger but I wouldn't care
If I could take your love with me.
And so you made me a promise
that you would always be around.
and you would stay true and honest
because I need you in my pocket,
in my heart and in my head,
so I just had to find a way to take you everywhere I went.
and so you bought a ukulele with a message inside
that I should always have it with me never leave it behind
And now everywhere I play it I will keep you in mind
so I can take your love with me.
And I can take your love with me
Take Your Love With Me (The Ukulele Song) - Sophie Madeleine
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For those who come to San Francisco
For those who come to San Fran... Fran
In, in, in, in to the streets of San Franciscccco
In, in, in, in to the streets of San Fran... Fran
I rep my city, nobody flyer
Say something different, you a goddamn liar
Block on fire, streets stay cookin
Girl, you lookin for a boyfriend, keep on looking
Downtown, Filmore, something like brooklyn
Uptown Harlem, yea we ballin
Frisco, Frisco home of the brave
I don't know about ya'll, but we gettin paid
All of the tv, still ain't changed
Good in the hood, everywhere I go
Got a block full of haters everywhere I go
you Say you from the hood but you never there tho
Ay, HP love, lake view love me
Sunny dale, towerside let's get money
Bank, Bank three story
Game this movement
Street Cred music
Son let's do it
For those who come to San Francisco
From San Francisco
For those who come to San Fran... Fran
In, in, in, in to the streets of San Francisco
In, in, in, in to the streets of San Fran... Fran
It's a city situation, I keep Hunters point
In thee equation
I'm married to the block, you just got relations
And you gon need a doctor to play with my patients
You hatin, you'll get it in broad day
My neck shines like the lights on broadway
Never gave a broad away
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Cause in Filmore theyll get it to pay
but HP, that be me
Check my street cred
I'm in the trap all day
(all day, all day)
I just count the cash
Now my whip bent like Alcatraz
And not one bars of fable
We got the cable car, but my car got cable
boo banga, I'm on demand like comcast
and with these squares, I dont contrast
For those who come to San Francisco
From San francisco
For those who come to San Fran... Fran
In, in, in, in to the streets of San Francisco
In, in, in, in to the streets of San Fran... Fran
See it goes by no book
Anybody get took, from HP
To hayes valley we push
Come over the top of the bridge
It gets narrow
The grip go down ridin' on O'farrel young Filmore, Fa-rel
Golden gate treasure
Got it the warf, S.F. da letters
Roll in like fog, the battle is up hill
You witness Shit you will get killed
Cougnut Mr. C
Hit man r.i.p.
Much love from S.F.C
Handle bricks in the back of Candlestick
House in twin peaks, view panoramics
Still with the cannon, 40,50 caliber
5 time champion, destroy any challenger
Hit like Barry, score like Jerry
Still right here, Filmore to marry
San Francisco Anthem - San Quinn
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I'm looking for a brand new hairstyle
One that I can call my own
One that says I'm not afraid to be my own man
One that makes you glad to see me
One that makes me glad to be me
One that I can wear with pride when I go outside
I'm tired of caring about
What other people say
My hair is on my head
My hair is mine
I need a brand new outlook
To face a brand new day
I need a brand new hairstyle in a big way
I'm looking for a brand new hairstyle
One that I can call my own
One that says I'm not afraid to cut my own hair
One that makes you glad to see me
One that makes me glad to be me
One that I can wear with pride when I go outside
Brand New Hairstyle - Smoking Popes
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I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas...
I like to eet, eet, eet eeples and beneenees...
i like to it, it, it iplles and bininis...
i like to ot, ot, ot opples and bononos...
i like to ut, ut, ut upples and bununus...
Apples and Bananas - Sunnyside Daycamp
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Makala Dolphin uke. Black Sparkle. Upgraded with Aquilla strings. Cheap, Great Sound, Durable.
Shot at Berkeley Pier.
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Happy Valentines Day!
Suffering from jet lag and had to take a couple of quick shots before leaving the house.
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(shot 2 cause I crossed International dateline)
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One Day in Bangkok.
Had to go potty really bad and all of the malls were still closed at 9am. Had to run around MBK mall looking for "hong nams." Finally found one at the very back of the building. (best feeling in the world) Anyways, I saw these tuk tuks parked nearby and had a Thaiglish convo with the driver. Even after 1 year, I haven't forgotten much.
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I got all dressed up and nowhere to go. It was too hot to commute to the muay thai gym. And I think I would passed out if I tried working out in the ridiculously hot Manila weather. Instead, I showcased my lethal kicks to my grandma.
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My grandma at her new store.
She's been selling toys to children since she can remember. She owned and operated a store in front of an elementary school for over 50 years, possibly over 3 generations of students. She recently had a stroke and was forced to leave her post. But she continues at a new location, doing what she does best.
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My grandma with all of her grandchildren and great grandchildren. Look at how happy she is :)
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Taho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The breakfast of champions in the PI.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taho
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Awaiting the birth of the new LOLkittehz. She ended up with 3 new kittens. Additional photos in my photostream.
*Many pictures to pick from today. Ice skating, my grandma playing with my godson. Check my Flickr photostream.
www.flickr.com/photos/45979045@N08/
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All About Chocolate with a glass of Royal "Tummy Ache" Milk Tea. Paris Baguette in Gangnam Seoul.
